21 Things You Don’t Buy With Coupons

If a salesman approaches you with a too-good-to-be-true deal on the generic version of any of these products, forgo the discount and buy the brand name at the higher price.

Discount Surgeons

  1. Brain Surgery
  2. Senate Seat
  3. Birth Control
  4. Parachute
  5. Body Armor
  6. Chastity Belt
  7. Criminal Defense Counsel
  8. Breast Implants
  9. Dictator Birthday Gift
  10. Prosthetics
  11. Pregnancy Test Kit
  12. Engagement Ring
  13. Motorcycle Helmet
  14. Pacemaker Battery
  15. Geiger Counter
  16. Air Raid Siren
  17. Shark Proof Cage
  18. Doberman Pinscher Leash
  19. Toupee
  20. Bungie Cord
  21. Mother-in-law Portrait

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