Coupon Claim Newsletter – June 16, 2011

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It’s almost Father’s Day. For many of us this is a day full of fun and laughter as well as poignant memories. As the weekend festivities begin, be sure to count your blessings if your dad is still around to say thanks to and say prayer for those who are missing their dad.
Of course, as you begin your quest for the perfect Father’s Day gift, here are a couple of places to get you started and help you save money at the same time.

This Week's Savings from Coupon Claim: 
 
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Shallow Pocket Tips
Perhaps one of the best ways to improve your quality of life, without spending a penny, is to laugh. After all, Solomon stated, “A merry heart does like a good medicine.” So, as you consider what to give your dad, here are some lighthearted comments that will bring a smile to all.
 
In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream. Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "When do you have a minute?"
 
If you think about it, Adam had more trouble than any of the rest of us buying his father a gift for Father's Day. I mean, what do you get somebody who's everything?
 
Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by. She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home, because he was performing an appendectomy. "My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?" "Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"
 
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it."
After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father, if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut."
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair!", to which is father replied, "Yes, you're right, and they also WALKED everywhere they went!"
 
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? 
Student: No, he did it all by himself. 
 
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Wishing you all the best, 
–Mo and Z
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