Coupon Claim Newsletter – June 30, 2011

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Is your company experiencing a Summer Slump? Do you feel as though you are doing all the important things–mailings, social media, coupons, etc. but not really gaining any new business? If so, then perhaps you need to update-or design- a new website. There are many web host to choose from with prices that may be as low as $3 a month to those that cost more but provide a long list of features sure to build your business. Here are a few to get you started:

Coupons for this week:

  • HostGator: 25% Off – HGCOUPON25
  • Green Geeks: 25% Off Any Annual Hosting – clickfire  
  • ClickHOST: 25% Off – CLAIM25

All work and no play makes for some long summer days. Here are some coupons for fun activities to balance out the work.

  • Keys Caribbean Serves Up Hot Summer Savings & Fun in the Florida Keys with up to 50% Off & Free Night Stay Vacation 
  • Pre-Independance Day Travel Sale, save 15% off entire purchase use code: INDEPENDENCE20 sale ends Tuesday July 5th

Freebie of the Week:

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Shalllow Pocket Tips:

Summer time, summer time, sum-sum- summer time! Yes, this is- for many the best season of all. After all, what’s not to love about the summer? School is out, the days are longer, the beach is calling, travel plans are enjoyed—oh yeah, the work is still there. Hmm…kinda puts a damper on things, doesn’t it? Oh well, whether you will be making a long road trip, a short weekend getaway or perhaps just staying close to home, here are a few thoughts to keep you smiling:

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway — why are you going so slow?"

Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."

Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!

Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful.

At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.

Cop: Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible.

Sister: Oh, we just got off highway 119.

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A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got a phone in my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, "Yes, I have a phone."

The driver of the Yugo said, "Cool! Hey, you also got a fridge in there, too? I've got one in the back seat of my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls, much annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."

The driver of the Yugo said, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls, quite irritated by now, replied, "Of course, I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"

The driver of the Yugo said, "Yes, a very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls, upset that he did not have a bed, sped away and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered a bed to be installed in the back of his Rolls-Royce.

The next morning, he returned to pick up his car, and the bed looked superb It came complete with silk sheets and a brass-trimmed headboard. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls-Royce. So the driver of the Rolls began searching for the Yugo. He drove around all day and finally found the Yugo late that night.

It was parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. He got out and knocked on the window of the Yugo. When there wasn't any answer, he continued knocking and knocking until finally, the owner of the Yugo lowered the window, and stuck his soaking wet head out.

"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.

The driver of the Yugo looked at him narrowly and said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?"

So, to all you RV owners…perhaps a Yugo like this one might be the way to save a bit on gas :-)  Of course, there might not be much room for the passengers!

We look forward to hearing from you! In fact, if you have any money saving tips, ideas, jokes or even questions, please share them with us here or at Coupon Claim on Twitter. Also, thanks so much to all our Facebook fans! We have finally reached the 100+ mark, which means we now have a special URL: http://www.facebook.com/couponclaim .  Thanks so much!  We look forward to getting to know you better. If you haven't read our recent posts, be sure to take some to visit the weekly Coupon Claim blog post. We would love to hear from you!

Wishing you all the best,

–Mo and Z

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